What’s that?  You want young voice phone sex?  You want role play phone sex too?  Maybe even some 18Teen phone sex on top of it all?  ALL AT THE SAMETIME??? I know exactly what you want baby, you’re just not saying it.  I know how you want me to sound, and what you want me to [...]

Costume Party!   W00t!!  I went as Dorothy, and my Old Man went as the Cowardly Lion.  And OMG only one costume was really built for fucking.  Can we guess who was wearing it?  LOLOLOL Yes, those cute little panties could come right off whenever I needed them to, and eventually they did, to be thrown [...]

  Zombie movies really creep me out dude!  I saw Zombieland, and that was funny, but zombies still give me the willies.  There’s one good thing about that though.  The survival instinct makes this 18teen phone sex slut REALLY horny!  LOLOLOL Dude, I know I’m on my couch and shit, but srsly!  I start thinking [...]

I am starting a support group for women who have to deal with hairy balls.  Hairy balls are a serious problem, and should be dealt with by some kind of law or something.  I would totally vote Shaven Nutsack in 2010, Dude.  Like, I don’t floss when I’m standing, you expect me to like flossing [...]