OMG New Moon is like the BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!!111!!!!11!  I’ve read all the Twilight books, and I’m working my way through the Charlaine Harris ones.  Those books make me want to fuck, for sure.  After a couple of chapters I look down and my hand is in my cute little panties, and OMG I have [...]

Okay so guess what I did the other day. I was babysitting; yes I said babysitting, so all you dudes with babysitter phone sex fantasies listen up! Here I was babysitting, and it was really late at night and everyone was asleep and the guy I was babysitting for wasn’t supposed to be home till [...]

You know what I want to learn?  I want to be able to give a bomb ass blowjob.  For realz.  Would you teach me?  I swear to god I’ll do exactly what you tell me to do, and listen to everything you have to say.  I want to really learn about cock, what it likes [...]

  Dude! My first blog! I built it myself! I am so proud of myself! Now I have a place to tell you about all my naughty little phone sex adventures. I can’t wait! This is going to be so much fun dude! I can write about all those fucked up little phone sex fantasies [...]