What’s that?  You want young voice phone sex?  You want role play phone sex too?  Maybe even some 18Teen phone sex on top of it all?  ALL AT THE SAMETIME??? I know exactly what you want baby, you’re just not saying it.  I know how you want me to sound, and what you want me to [...]

You guys know by now that this anything goes phone sex chick is all about older men, but I gotta say, married men are a close second! See, when presented with foreign pussy, their energy like, quadruples or something.  Married men have been fucking the same pussy for so long that any other pussy looks [...]

My Old Man did the sweetest thing for me last night!  He bought me ice cream! Nothing makes me look like a cute horny teen than to be wearing my awesome school girl phone sex skirt, my hair up in bratty tease phone sex pigtails, and an ice cream cone in my hand. And you [...]

OMG I just totally got fired again.  Looks like I’ll be on the phones more and more, dudes.  That’s right, all the barely legal phone sex you can eat! Waiting tables was such a drag, although you do get to meet a lot of cuddly men that way.  The problem is forgetting who ordered what [...]

OMG like I’m even going to use fucking geometry.  THIS HOMEOWRK FUCKING SUCKS DUDE.  I am a young voice phone sex princess and the only geometry I need to know is how to line up boy parts with girl parts and make sure they connect. I totally don’t get this x and y shit.  I [...]

Costume Party!   W00t!!  I went as Dorothy, and my Old Man went as the Cowardly Lion.  And OMG only one costume was really built for fucking.  Can we guess who was wearing it?  LOLOLOL Yes, those cute little panties could come right off whenever I needed them to, and eventually they did, to be thrown [...]

I keep the fact that I do barely legal phone sex on the down low, right?  But sometimes I wonder if my vocal skills will ever get me caught. Like the other day, I’m hanging with my two slut friends, except I’m the only REAL slut, and they get a call from an ex.  When [...]

  Zombie movies really creep me out dude!  I saw Zombieland, and that was funny, but zombies still give me the willies.  There’s one good thing about that though.  The survival instinct makes this 18teen phone sex slut REALLY horny!  LOLOLOL Dude, I know I’m on my couch and shit, but srsly!  I start thinking [...]

I am starting a support group for women who have to deal with hairy balls.  Hairy balls are a serious problem, and should be dealt with by some kind of law or something.  I would totally vote Shaven Nutsack in 2010, Dude.  Like, I don’t floss when I’m standing, you expect me to like flossing [...]

I had a nightmare the other night.  Well, it started out scary, that’s for damn sure.  I had dreamt that this guy had broken into our house, and he was going around stealing stuff, putting all of it in his bag, although it should’ve been overflowing by that point.  He went into every room in [...]